Just when you thought it couldn't get worse

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And just a reminder - from a press conference 6 months after 9/11/2001:


In another sign that the terrorists actually won, prisons are removing religious literature from their libraries - apparently because thinking can turn people into violent fundamentalists:

The effort is unnecessary, the chaplain said, because chaplains routinely reject any materials that incite violence or disparage, and donated materials already had to be approved by prison officials. Prisoners can buy religious books, he added, but few have much money to spend.

(Via New York Times).