Paris Hilton speaks

I thought this review of Paris Hilton's album from The Guardian was so great that it could be a linkateria all by itself:

"'I know music,' she reassured the Sunday Times children's section. 'I hear it every single day.'

While this obviously gives Hilton a massive advantage over those who have never heard any music and thus believe it to be a variety of cheese, there remains the nagging suspicion that this might not represent sufficient qualification for a career as a singer, in much the same way as knowing what a child is does not fully equip you for a career as a consultant paediatrician." [Guardian Unlimited]